Juice’s lovely backstage comments for Yoshi-Hashi

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1. From the July 30th G1 show. I was looking back at backstage promos I missed this year and this one made me do a spit-take.

2. The way he says ‘I will kill you’ gets me every time. Juice might be my favourite heel in New Japan right now.

3. Criminal that they had him lose to Yoshi-Hashi after this

4. the man loves the sponsors

   (but also famima > lawson)

5. “I will beat your ass so BAAAAD that you won’t be able to do what you do anymore…come out with a stick and look confused.”

   Goddamn that made me laugh.

6. And then he lost to Yoshi-Hashi and Yujiro. What a fucking loser lmao

7. Juice should win the NEVER openweight championship

8. No one gonna mention the spit he put on the camera near the end? Juice cuts good promos xD

9. ROCK HARD!

10. Yoshi Hashi totally would be Lawsons Asst Store Manager under 30 days

11. I wish he always talked with that tone he has from 0:50 to the end. I felt that.

12. YH always does look confused and nauseous heading to the ring 😂 Juice wasn’t ready for that loose explosion though

13. ELP is right. YOSHI-HASHI smells his own farts. That’s why he has that confused look on his face.