SHO, in kayfabe, probably has the happiest life of any wrestler ever

I've concluded that SHO is based. His life is literally boring AF, but very fulfilling:

• wrestles
• works out
• plays video games (probably exclusively Resident Evil, multiplayer w Narita) in his basement (explains why he is so pale)
• hangs out with his HOT buddies at night
• licks wrenches every now and then
• eats
• sleep
• repeat

SHO is based. Be like SHO.