There's a type of massage called "Japkasai" which is a THERAPEUTIC massage where a woman massages your groin, inner thighs, "taint", and of course, testicles. It was 14,000 yen for a 60 minute testicle massage. Here's the process.
Arrive, take shower, 20 minutes spent massaging groin, taint, inner thighs, then 40 minutes of pinching and rubbing and massaging testicles and pushing energy up the shaft. To be clear again, this is NOT sexual, although she sometimes does rub your penis in order to move the energy from the testicles up the shaft.
The first half is extremely painful. You know how there are knots in your legs, backs, etc when you haven't gotten a proper massage in a while? Well imagine your groin, which has probably never gotten a deep tissue massage, ever. There were actually knots in my groin area that she broke up with powerful rubbing and it almost made me cry out in pain. She broke through the knots and then moved to the ball sack.
The balls massage is actually somewhat pleasurable. She's basically just massaging and kneading your balls and getting the blood to flow for 40 minutes, it doesn't really hurt that much.
The results were astounding. After I got home and relaxed a bit, I checked my balls and noticed that they had increased in size by nearly 50%. They weren't in pain or swollen, I think it's just blood flow that has been improved.
Also, I woke up with a RAGING erection this morning, felt like I was 15 again (I'm 32). I highly recommend this vitalizing therapy to people. The funniest part is that I told my girlfriend (who still lives in America but is planning to join me soon) that I was thinking about getting a ball massage and she thought it was hilarious. When I told her I actually got one, she was kind of shocked that I actually got it but laughed when I told her about the experience. Then at night, she randomly called me and said she was ultra pissed that I allowed another woman to touch me and see me naked… despite me telling her over and over again that the woman is sixty years old and that this is not a sexual massage. Women, lol.
by Whit3BlackPanther
46 comments
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Post of the year right here
EDIT: Frankly, it’s got me wondering if I may have undiagnosed taint knots
Why would a pay ¥14,000 for a massage that’s
*checks notes*
Extremely painful followed by somewhat pleasurable?
Chatgtp is drunk.
> It wasn’t sexual.
They were a *non-“medical professional”* in an unlicensed “establishment” touching your sex organs. There may have been not sexual intercourse of any kind, but it was still a sexual encounter lmao.
Either way, you should have discussed this *seriously* with your partner *before* doing it. You might be cool with it, but she clearly didn’t think you were serious when you brought it up and has different boundaries in your relationship. This is the kind of shit you need to actually talk about, *properly*, before going ahead with it in a relationship
You sure you got the right website buddy?
Edit: Wait, it’s normal to wake up with an erection though?
It is not meant to be sexual only because paying for vaginal penetration is forbidden. This is a loophole.
“It is not sexual”
That depends on what your definition of “is” is
Did this take place at a Hub?
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You say you’re 32, yet had quite a childish response to your gf…
It’s quite normal for your partner to not want some woman touching your dick and balls
Just like it’s normal for a partner to not want some man touching their woman’s pussy , inside and out.
A medical procedure is different of course, but this was not that. This wasn’t done by a medical professional and it also wasn’t medically needed
So you broke a boundary with her, as well as her trust. If you want other people to keep touching your dick, then you need to date someone that’s ok with it.
Clearly she is not, so you either respect that or leave her for someone that is ok with it
It really is not that difficult, at 32 you should know how to communicate….
Troll post clearly. Who acts this way in rl
Well time to ask for some non sexual balls massage , is not cheating!
Wife: hey honey how was ur day?
– good , had a balls massage , non sexual . What about u?
Wife: some vagina lips sucking , non sexual 🙌
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
If it wasn’t sexual as you claimed, you would be ok with a dude touching ya balls?
Some people really get on the internet and say just anything, huh?
” not a sexual massage”
so you’re in another country separated from your girlfriend and paying a woman to massage your balls and you don’t understand why she would be upset?
This is fuckin beautiful, I needed that laugh ty
I looked it up, seems legit. Reads like a troll post though lol.
There is no quicker way to make people think something is sexual than to keep saying it’s not sexual.
https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?si=gIOSnl8x35cuyGi5
Well, that and tossing the phrase “RAGING erection” out there.
NOT sexual
TIL energy is white.
I hope she wore gloves. Imagine the amount of balls she touches in a day.
God what a terrible day to know how to read
Is there something like that for a woman? Asking for a friend hahahaha!
Why are americans so weird about sex and erotic culture?
You got an erotic massage. OK.
Why post about it?
actually im more concerned that you didnt cum… lol
Ok, this IS sexual stop lying to yourself OP 🙃
This post is why I still keep a Reddit account
You’re a moron
So you went to a “Men’s Esthe”. It’s a shady business that is borderline between “massage” and prostitution.
Officially, you are not allowed to have sex with the girl, but some girls will allow it.
You trying to convince youself, your gf and us that it’s not sexual is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on Reddit.
Stunned with how you speak to and speak of your girlfriend. I wish for better for her.
Just because you don’t come, doesn’t mean it’s platonic. Ask my wife.
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>pushing energy up the shaft. To be clear again, this is NOT sexual, although she sometimes does rub your penis in order to move the energy from the testicles up the shaft
What am I reading?
Dude that’s disgusting. Where?
You ever want to increase your ball size by 50% fellas?
This is real. It originated in Thailand. No happy ending, and a lot of the Thai people doing it are guys.
Japkasai is part of Thai massage (not as common), it is not suppose to be sexual in nature, but a lot of provider also use that as cover for sex work.
You can also find therapist in Thailand as well.
Hey, I had a similar experience about a week ago in Tokyo, Ueno to be precise.
I was in a public restroom, using the urinal and minding my own business, when a huge guy approached me and asked if I was interested in a free massage. I was like – wtf, why is a stranger talking to me while I pee. So I ignored him and went to wash my hands.
He continued talking and explained that he’s a massage therapist apprentice, and he needs to practice to build up his experience level, similarly to pilots that need to have some flight hours under their belts. By accepting the offer I would actually be doing him a favor, and get a free massage at the same time.
So of course I agreed. That’s when he explained that he’s practicing to become a prostate massage therapist. Nothing sexual, mind you, it’s purely therapeutic.
I have to admit I was sceptical at first, but it was so revitalizing! I could feel how all the energy was flowing into my prostate, a pleasurable experience that is very hard to explain, it has to be felt first hand.
To be clear again, it was NOT sexual, just purely therapeutic.
It was not painful at all, except for the part when he had to use his dick to transfer his energy to my prostate, and even that part was kind of pleasurable, what is known in Japanese as “itakimochii”.
The funniest part is that after telling my girlfriend, she blocked me and I haven’t heard back from her since then. I guess she didn’t understand that this was NOT a sexual massage.
Women, lol.
Your post is hilarious and I want to send my husband to have a ball massage now.
Also, wtf dude! You should have checked in with your gf that you’re in a long distance relationship with BEFORE and made sure she was comfortable. You’re playing the line, even if it’s therapeutic. She has all the rights to be pissed at you.
Imagine a dude massaging her vagina for an hour in a non-sexual way but sometimes stroking her clit just to bring the energy up, you know. Nothing sexual, he’s sixty years old.
Men, lol.
So if your girl tells you she’s getting a 60 min “non sexual” vag massage by a middle aged man you’re 100% down with it?
I had testicular cancer and my solo is very sensitive and hurts sometimes, I wish I could get something like this so badly. I’m always extremely stressed during sexual activities, I’m wondering if this would help or if this is something permanent I’ll live with
Would you be fine with a man doing that to you? (since it’s not sexual after all)
That’s a lot of words to tell us you got half a hand job