Damnit, I just Fuji culted.

Not religious dude here. I speak Japanese and honestly I hate when people pass out flyers but skip me because they think I can read those nihongos. Usually wheb somebody actually passes me a flyer I always read it and If I am interested I go as a reward for treating me as a normal human being.

I just took a news paper thing and told them ちゃんと読みます then looked at the kanji on the paper and realized my mistake. I gave it back to the guy and said ごめんなさい、こういうの興味ねぇな… but then 3 people came up to me and started talking about Abe さん

めっちゃファックだよ。

Anyways, I am now a full fledged member. Let me know if you would like to learn about the power of 富士山 and how it can correct male hair pattern baldness and foreign men stinky armpits.

3 comments
  1. Does that process involve transplanting the stinky armpit hair to the receding hairline?

    Perhaps there is a 消毒 effect for the new hair up top when exposed to the sunlight???

  2. Getting given a flyer on the street and saying “ちゃんと読みます” is so cringe. Reminds me of the tourists who say いらっしゃいませ back to conbini clerks.

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