Piss-drunk “blond, white” foreign couple delayed a bunch of train lines this morning by running around Yamanote and Shonan-Shinjuku tracks “playing tag” with police officers.

4 comments

1. No wonder the metro is crowded today.

2. Fine them heavily and deport them. We don’t need those troublemakers here.

3. I bet solitary confinement for the next few weeks and a massive fine is totally worth 15 minutes of fun.

4. Thank god you mentioned the skin and hair color. That really narrows it down, im sure we can crowdsource catching them now.