Can someone explain what goto meant ?

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1. What bad booking does to a fucker

2. Idk he models himself after samurai. This is just him being a warrior poet I guess.

3. In the tags you can see it says “shindanmaker” which is basically like a madlibs bot that writes a funny (debateable) caption for you.

   The one he used is called “Flower Villains” (the other tag), and the comment itself is a description of said character crafted by the shindanmaker.

   Edit: Retranslated it. Google did an okayish job but rando pronouns and choosing the basic meanings is lame.

   “Hirooki Goto is the villain that has dominion over blue flowers. In the language of flowers, blue flowers symbolize repugnance/loathing. He loves to see people cry. His eyes are cherry blossom pink. The flowers that he controls have thorns. His weapon is a scythe (*Grim Reaper type, not a hand one). He is compatible with the villain that controls golden flowers (*no one specific, just a random statement).”

4. It’s nonsense from a bot (Shindan Maker) – which is basically like a “metaphor/poetic quote/prayer” generator.

   It’s meant to be nonsense.

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6. It’s just nonsense just like all the major title matches he’s lost

7. Doesn’t Ben-K from Dragon Gate hold a gold rose?

8. He’s trying a new insane gimmick that will lead him to a title match, which he will lose.

9. Maybe he’s been reading Ospreay’s twitter about beating up aliens and dinosaurs.

10. The never-6 titles kinda resemble a blue flower with red eyes

11. I see Goto also is feuding with google, much like Unagi Sayaka is feuding with said shitty-ass google translate.

12. You tried to translate the Japanese language with Google, there’s your first problem. 💀