I’ve ordered a wife on the secret but the problem is I have a package at home that is basically a house package. How can I get my wife delivered with the package finding out?
What I do is, I send it to my mother’s house and then tell my package my mother is after falling and I gotta get over there, collect my wife in secret and store it securely before getting home and my package suspects nothing.
Hello Duran Duran?
Electric Barbarella?
Send the conbini to the wife.
Ask the other package you didn’t tell your house package about if you can have the wife delivered there instead.
Buy your onaholes from those sketchy vending machine shacks out in the boonies, not from Amazon!
They have delivery boxes at the major stations for this, with various heights and also widths for a range of breast sizes. Most are stocked with a small flashlight and an issue of Vogue (and usually two pouches of Qoo) in case you can’t make the pick up for a few days.
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What I do is, I send it to my mother’s house and then tell my package my mother is after falling and I gotta get over there, collect my wife in secret and store it securely before getting home and my package suspects nothing.
Hello Duran Duran?
Electric Barbarella?
Send the conbini to the wife.
Ask the other package you didn’t tell your house package about if you can have the wife delivered there instead.
Buy your onaholes from those sketchy vending machine shacks out in the boonies, not from Amazon!
They have delivery boxes at the major stations for this, with various heights and also widths for a range of breast sizes. Most are stocked with a small flashlight and an issue of Vogue (and usually two pouches of Qoo) in case you can’t make the pick up for a few days.
PUDO your wife dude.