What does a Japanese ghost say when you offer him candy but he doesn’t want it?

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1. Wow

2. Well that’s fucking *awful* but it works with this too:

   What code of honour and morals does the samurai ghost follow?

   >!Boo-shido!!<

3. omaewamoshindeiru

4. This made my day, thank you

5. I hate this.

6. r/Angryupvote

7. I hate……….so much…………about the things that you choose to be

8. lmao just take my upvote

9. r/oyajigag/ is also a thing

10. Isn’t daijou-boo what the ghost of a self-assessed N3 japan lifer says at all times in every possible interaction?

11. kekkou desu

12. What do you call giving your coworker chocolate on Valentine’s Day?

    – giri choco

    What do you call giving you boss chocolate on Valentine’s Day at 23:59?

    – girigiri choco

13. I shouldn’t have laughed at this but I did

14. “No Engrish ”

15. B-baka! >/////< It’s not like I w-want your candy. uWu

16. What kind of club should a student join to go Trick or Treating?

    Boo-katsu-do!

17. What do you call a ghost that loves to be covered in cream? Boo-kake , cough I mean Boo-cake.

18. This joke transcend worlds!

19. You:”trick or treat”

    He:”いらないです。(No,thank you)”

    You:”TRICK OR TREAT!!”

    He:”…じゃあ、いただきます…（Oh…Ok, I’ll receive it)”

    When he doesn’t receive it stubbornly,you can say
    “URAMESHIYA—（うらめしや～）”.

20. What is the favorite drink of Japanese ghosts?

    >!Zero life!<

21. Why did the rounin stop at the inn? He was tired of runnin’.

    What do samurai eat for breakfast? Nothing much… Just samu -raisu.

22. けけけけーけっこうです。

23. YAMERO!!!!!

24. This thread is full of horrible dad jokes. I love it.

25. Oh fuck. I was having a good Monday

26. Prepping for trick or treaters now!! Our mansion voted to do our first Halloween event. Kids are super excited.