Japan emperor found to have enlarged prostate

21 comments

1. I was not expecting to see this on my Reddit feed at 5am

2. Why is this public knowledge?

3. Fantastic news everybody!

4. Man what is happening behind those closed doors!

5. Oh I can’t wait for another extra long GW. RIP Reiwa.

6. We’re not going back to Heisei, are we?

7. How embarrassing to have your own medical records be revealed in the press —let alone a public figure like the Emperor.

8. Now he’ll have to take these big pills and drink lots of water.

9. Maybe he just needs it massaged.

10. Is this a death sentence?

11. I find it really odd that the emperor’s prostate has been all over the news recently. Doesn’t need to be public knowledge.

12. Wait is this even serious for someone his age?

13. TIL that having an enlarged prostate is not the flex I thought it was

14. What is a prostate? Sounds religious. Like you might prostrate before God or something. I’d Google it but I’m currently offline.

15. That poor man. This isn’t anyone’s business.

16. The next Era will be titled “Pro-State”. Don’t bother looking this up because I’m correct on this, take my word for it

17. Incredibly common for men of a certain age.

18. Welcome to the club Naruhito.

19. I mean it isn’t really rare among men his age so…

20. Someone gets to be the imperial prostate massager

21. This is awful that it’s getting posted. Unethical. Please downvote news like this.