I saw a weirdo masterbating on the train.

Remember everyone is on their rectangle of joy on the train and my wife and I are living in the now.

So my wife pointed me to this random dude on the train. I look at the dude and acknowledge what my wife was seeing. This dude was jacking off with his hand in his pants pocket to a young woman on the train!
I furiously got up, yelled at the guy to stop playing with himself, and told him to leave the fucking train. He ran away to the next cart super embarrassed (I am sure his boner went flaccid real quick). I’m sure everyone thought that I was the weirdo because I was yelling at him with anger on the train.

Has anybody been in this situation?

The guy rides Odakyu Line between Shinjuku to Sagamiono around 240pm to 330pm.
180 cm tall, late 40s, over weight for a Japanese person, 90 kg, short buzzed cut hair with no style and 80% gray.
The guy will try to talk to the ladies while his cheap black man purse is covering his jack off hand (left hand).

17 comments
  1. > Cheap black man purse

    This took a few reads before i could move on

    Seriously though, good on you for stepping up. Fortunately never been in this situation. Insanely creepy, hope they catch the prick

  2. I am sorry that you and your wife had to go through this situation here in Japan. I have seen it before, yes. But not in Japan.

    I guess public transportation perverts are a common thing, and Japan is no different. I can perfectly picture the subject based on your description. There are many molester caution signs in Japan trains that also depicts them like that.

    Stay safe.

  3. I saw it daily in the US, but only once here in Japan. In both cases, no one ever says anything, because you don’t fuck with crazy. Tell a staff member, don’t deal with shit yourself unless someone is in danger.

  4. I once pointed out a teenager taking up skirt shots of a girl sitting down in a Café to one of the facility’s employees. The lady just laughed it off and told me “boys will do boy things”.

  5. Too bad its prolly illegal to record it and upload it to twitter + 2chan so the internet can find his work / family + friends.

  6. That’s the train line I often use. Great.
    There is always some weirdo on the Odakyu line to be fair, I’ve seen quite a few in the past few years.

  7. I was once on a sparsely populated car at a quiet time, and there was a couple having sex. I was sorely tempted to throw a tomato at them, hahah.

  8. I’ve seen guys doing this a couple
    of times bit it was in the men’s cr. The weirdest I saw was when an old man in his 60’s was stooping and slowly putting his hand inside the skirt of a woman with her 6ish old son. I was shocked and couldn’t do anything until the old guy ran away when the woman felt his hand in her private part and uttered a voice of surprise. I told my self to stand up next time I witness something similar.

  9. > Has anybody been in this situation?

    Yes. Older bag lady inside a cafe near Okachimachi Station. But it was I, who left the premises.

  10. In New York, I saw it a few times. In Japan, no. But a female friend of mine was flashed on a train in Kyoto.

  11. I’ve experienced the same exact thing in Shinjuku. Everyone looked at me like I was a crazy Gaijin.

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