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Dead
CPR did not work, now school lunches /s
Natural selection, it was too stupid to avoid swimming into a shallow bay and killing itself. Would actually hurt the future of whales if it was allowed to live and breed.
Mmmmm… it was delicious.
1 – Died.
2 – How do you do that?
3 – Who do you call to tow a whale?
4 – School lunch menus often have a disclaimer at the bottom saying there may be substitutions due to changes in stock availability.
[Apparently there is a protocol for when a whale beaches itself](https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/d544526e2404566418a3abd22e0fa6be33c35c20) but not for one just hanging out offshore. Other articles say it’s too dangerous to approach so it’s just being observed from afar though a breath spout nor movements have been confirmed lately.
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You may also want to try asking in /r/Osaka.
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Dead
CPR did not work, now school lunches /s
Natural selection, it was too stupid to avoid swimming into a shallow bay and killing itself. Would actually hurt the future of whales if it was allowed to live and breed.
Mmmmm… it was delicious.
1 – Died.
2 – How do you do that?
3 – Who do you call to tow a whale?
4 – School lunch menus often have a disclaimer at the bottom saying there may be substitutions due to changes in stock availability.
[Apparently there is a protocol for when a whale beaches itself](https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/d544526e2404566418a3abd22e0fa6be33c35c20) but not for one just hanging out offshore. Other articles say it’s too dangerous to approach so it’s just being observed from afar though a breath spout nor movements have been confirmed lately.
Related article: [Whale that swam into Osaka Bay dies](https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20230113/p2a/00m/0na/006000c)
can’t park there..
美味しかった