LDP to distribute “Kishida Token” NFTs at virtual rally on the 28th. Metaverse speech planned for the 5th of June.

29 comments

1. Very trill, eh fellow young people?

2. What the fuck

3. Don’t give Trump any ideas.

4. Didn’t Kishida also say he was going to use money from the pension fund to invest in start ups and growth stocks? I hope he puts ＄100 billion of it into Bitcoin and Ethereum (very safe), that’s an easy 1 trillion profit 7-8 years down the line.

5. It’s most likely the NFTs will be sent in a floppy disk by post after the virtual rally.

6. Gross

7. How do you say crypto bro in Japanese? (Rhetorical question)

8. Lmao meanwhile the minimum wage is still 900 yen an hour nationally and there’s more people on welfare than ever before but let’s go NFTs for some reason

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10. Well that sounds dumb

11. People keep downvoting me but this guy is a clown. He doesn’t know what the hell he is talking about and it’s honestly concerning that he has such an apparent aversion to the Japanese habit of saving cash vs unmitigated capital speculation. A strategy that has worked and kept the yen with practically no inflation and therefore prices low for the past 30 years. Meanwhile the rest of the world is seeing debilitating inflation and wage gaps. Then he thinks throwing in buzzwords he doesn’t understand like NFTS and metaverse is going to somehow make young people (rapidly becoming the strongest voting faction in the LDP), who support the LDP as they want to continue this stability, that the casino equities approach is the way to go.

    This guy has been a disaster and I don’t give a damn what some kyodo poll says about it. First he acts all tough and revolutionary in his speeches saying he’s going to completely revamp everything (if you can get him to actually state an opinion rather than just ignoring the issue) and then turns around and says and does dumb shit like this.

12. Isn’t that shit dead already?

13. Well I guess this is what he meant when he said Japan needed an alternative to neoliberalism.

14. That actually fits a person who’s an asset of certain LDP members.

15. *checks calendar*

    Mh no, it’s not April 1st…

16. Cringe

17. pls stop. pls pls stop. I can’t cope with the dork-factor 😭

18. These words are not in the bible

19. まじ要らねえ

20. Does the metaverse have fax machines?

21. lol

22. how do you do fellow kids?

23. KOREWA~~~

24. Why is satire real news nowadays what the fuck is going on

25. Damn, I can’t think of how to translate “Hello, fellow kids”

26. metaverse is a scam

27. I just copied the .jpg of that NFT for free. Why does anyone pay for NFTs?

28. He’s my hero for deciding to restart the nuclear power plants.

29. Is pump & dump the new Abenomics? Seems about right considering Japan’s sole focus on trickle down economics.