HomeJapaneseTalking Japanese Toilet – “Good evening, sir. Would you like a mild shower for your sphincter or powerful showering this evening?” Anus – (ó﹏ò｡)💦
I would be scared to find out what a “powerful shower” on ” high” could do! Why are those separate from the “bidet” buttons though?
Butt showers for everyone! 😂
First one reads “oshiri pawafuru” which also means “powerful butt” instead “shower” not sure what’s more fun: the shower or the power applied to it xD
this reminds me of my japanese professor who said the thing she misses most about japan is the toilets. i would much rather just press a button too lol
I miss these toilets. After using them, going back to a regular toilet seems so uncivilized.
I’m surprised it doesn’t announce the selection and provide a 30 second dialogue about taking appropriate precautions for pooping while playing cheery station departure music.
I miss my washlet so much!
The fact that “powerful” and “mild” are the same number of characters in katakana is weirdly fascnating to me
It has flushing sound, when you want to mask your noises but don’t want to waste water.
I installed a washlet in our bathroom about a year ago, there are more settings on it for washing your bits than a Herman Miller desk chair!
Bruh tf is “flushing sound” for?
I only use powerful shower. Mild showers are for sissies.
Butt powerful!
why the cringe title
Set it to max and forget it. Once your asshole calluses up you’ll be fine.
You definitely want the powerful one. 😉
What do the buttons on the right do? The 入/切 and 前 and 後 ?
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I would be scared to find out what a “powerful shower” on ” high” could do!
Why are those separate from the “bidet” buttons though?
Butt showers for everyone! 😂
First one reads “oshiri pawafuru” which also means “powerful butt” instead “shower” not sure what’s more fun: the shower or the power applied to it xD
this reminds me of my japanese professor who said the thing she misses most about japan is the toilets. i would much rather just press a button too lol
I miss these toilets. After using them, going back to a regular toilet seems so uncivilized.
I’m surprised it doesn’t announce the selection and provide a 30 second dialogue about taking appropriate precautions for pooping while playing cheery station departure music.
I miss my washlet so much!
The fact that “powerful” and “mild” are the same number of characters in katakana is weirdly fascnating to me
It has flushing sound, when you want to mask your noises but don’t want to waste water.
I installed a washlet in our bathroom about a year ago, there are more settings on it for washing your bits than a Herman Miller desk chair!
Bruh tf is “flushing sound” for?
I only use powerful shower. Mild showers are for sissies.
Butt powerful!
why the cringe title
Set it to max and forget it. Once your asshole calluses up you’ll be fine.
You definitely want the powerful one. 😉
What do the buttons on the right do? The 入/切 and 前 and 後 ?
Powerful shower？！ I’ve bought a [bidet toilet](https://www.myhomeware.com.au/toilet/bidet-1)，it works fine, but not with a powerful shower. How it feels like？？