You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.

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1. I’d tell him don’t go to WWE or else he’ll be doing tag matches with Bronson on Main Event

2. Tell him Just Breathe

3. I would be freaked if I came across Shia Labeouf in the woods.

4. There has never been a more important beard in wrestling

5. I’d ask him why he got run over by a steamroller

6. He looks like he’s played Knifey – Spoony before

7. Tell him Transformers and Even Stevens was nothing to be ashamed of.

8. Shia Labeouf…..

9. Actual murderer, Jay White.

   He’s heading for a switchblade, Jay white.

10. “Oh—hey Jay White… boy am I glad to see you out here. Mind if I use your phone?”

11. James Elsworth?

12. Sorry man, I don’t have any meth

13. Come home, Jay

14. Tell him Pretty Hate Machine was ok but The Fragile was sooooo much better

15. I loved Whiplash.

16. Man. Thought it was Eminem looking rather ragged lol

17. TTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!

18. Switchblade

19. All the other kids, with their pumped up kicks

20. I’d probably grab him and cut some sticks for kindling maybe carve a my name in a tree 😂

21. Pocket Knife Jay White.

22. “Is this the year we see the NZ warriors show up for real in the NRL”

23. I slowly take out my knife throw it in one direction and run the other.

24. Promise me you won’t go to the wwe 😭

25. Baby jay white

26. Ask him if he has any Sploosh handy

27. I’d drop my pants and lay down. It would be ON SIGHT.

28. Give him a lil kiss on the forehead.