Likely U.S. presidential candidate DeSantis to visit Japan next week

46 comments

1. Can he not?

2. The last thing we need over here is Florida man

3. Dude go away-seriously no expat living here/trying to show this country we aren’t all bigots want you here. Tf

4. Trip to Tokyo Disneyland?

5. 帰ってください。

6. What did we do?

7. Can we let pipe-bomb boy free? Just for a week.

8. Um, nope, cough cough, serious COVID cough outbreak in Japan. Cough. Gotta close the borders.

9. Where are those black vans with loudspeakers when you need em?

10. Please God no

11. Oh great.

    A week of non-stop harassment by the election vans, and to top it off, this douchebag pays a visit.

12. Japan has my apologies but I wouldn’t be hurt at all if Japan wants to keep or even arrest him for being a horrible human.

13. Meatball.

14. And Israel. Dude’s a neocon warhawk. Called Putin a war criminal which isn’t really helpful.

15. Why??

16. Excellent! Will they make him sit through entire showings of Kabuki and **TAKARAZUKA!**?

    Also, a day out looking at all the young lads cosplaying Precure would be highly beneficial for intercultural exchange.

    They shouldn’t forget to relax with an evening of drinks in Ni-Chome.

    Shit, I bet that they could even squeeze him into a spot on Matsuko Deluxe’s show. I think he’d like that.

    If he’s got kids, perhaps they’d enjoy the morning show, that I can never remember the name of, with the cross-dressing cactus?

    For the cultural stuff, he definitely needs to visit an onsen, on live TV.

    Disclaimer: Not American, but I’ve heard all about this hatemonger 🙂

    Edit: Shit! I forgot about the Hato Bus NewHalf Tour! If that’s still running, then they should definitely ensure that that DeSanity fella’s PA puts that on the agenda.

    Edit: Double-damn, the gay weddings at Tokyo Disney! That would be perfect if he’s feeling a bit homesick for the swamps back home.

17. With DeSantis away, Disney should just change the locks on Florida and lock this bitch out.

18. Don’t come here!
    Part of the reason I left was to escape stupid American politics.

19. I hate him

20. While he’s there, maybe he can swing down to Thighland for some dinner.

21. We don’t need ya, please fuck off.

22. Normally I’m against North Koreans abducting people from Japan, but …

23. Has he spent much time in Florida since the floods last week? You’d think this bad guy from Kindergarten Cop-looking mother fucker would want to take care of things on the home front.

24. Bruh, please don’t

25. Didn’t know this sub was a bunch of fucking libtards. Goddamn cesspool

26. It’s gonna blow his mind when he sees how many people wear masks here….

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zae_nJ_Ik5I

27. I can’t remember the last time a presumptive presidential candidate has run such a long and public campaign even before the primary season.

28. Why tho

29. There is a strong fascist group movement in Japan, literal Nazis. I suspect he is trying to gain the favor of those who would support those types and ultra hard right loons.

30. Nikudango Ron

31. Could he please stay there

32. Gross. Isn’t Fort Lauderdale dealing with catastrophic flooding?

33. Who?

34. Fascist POS

35. He’s going to be as illiterate here as he looks. Perhaps we should put him on a bus to deport him? He seems to enjoy that.

36. We don’t want him here

37. Fuck yeah.

38. ちょっと。。。やめてcould you not?

39. Do us a solid here, Japan. I’ll join whatever cult tries first.

40. Bruh can’t I enjoy my honeymoon in peace

41. Stay the f*ck in FL.

42. Cool

43. Last thing I need is to be on the same continent as this fascist asshat again.

44. My goodness so many woke crying for this, wonder what happens when he wins…

45. Fuck this guy

46. “Disheveled, distressed Florida man seen wandering early morning streets of Roppongi…”