You need to explain El Desperado to a new NJPW fan in only one sentence – how do you do it?

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1. Badass skeleton man

2. He’s a heavyweight living in a juniors body…for now

3. Dude has the highest rated deathmatch on Cagematch of all time.

   Edit: Turns out the one from Lucha Underground is rated higher, but you don’t have to tell your friends that.

4. The Naito to Hiromu’s Okada.

5. Is not actually Mexican

6. Assuming they’re already a wrestling fan:

   “Mix Bret Hart, Sting and Cactus Jack, then make it sexy.”

7. A Japanese Luchador with good legwork…

8. So take Rey Mysterio, and do none of that.
   EL DESPERADO!

9. Masked Mexican who’s actually Japanese man.

10. Torro, motherfucker.

11. Does it have to be a sentence? I explained him to my friend with [a picture](https://imgur.com/a/7XIH9iC).

12. Loco

13. Handsome Japanese violent luchador who wears facepaint and mask and says good things about his opponents after beating them

14. Hiromu vs despy, when he takes off his own mask and tosses it away, he is hust the stuff of legends from that point on.

15. Style and viciousness

16. I think Desperado is a pretty cool guy. Eh loses big matches and doesn’t afraid of anything.

17. A anime violent version of a Mexican luchador

18. He’s the Japanese luchador version of Arn Anderson to Minoru Suzuki’s Ric Flair.

19. That boy nice

20. Murder luchador who tags with a murder grampa.

21. Charming, yet sadistic Luchador who is oddly hilarious.

22. He tore off his own mask in the biggest match of his career as a fuck you to his opponent, and everyone fell in love with him.

23. ruthless japanese rey mysterio

24. Have you ever seen the idea of cool wrestle? You’re about to

25. He’s the definition of fuck around and find out.

26. Sin Cara and Tajiri fusion dance.

27. Bad motherf*cker who wears a mask and gives zero f*cks if it gets ripped off.

28. Looks like a demon, but is actually a big soft goofball.

29. Hate flippy luchadors? Love handsome masked men?

    Despys for you.

30. Japanese Luchador with a splash of death match tendencies

31. His name is Despy and he likes to fight.

32. El Sexerado