disappointing nickname ngl, Tsuji still rules

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1. Nah, gene blast can be interpreted as Cum cannon or Semen sender, Sex haver, man’s already being said to be a sex machine! Great legend

2. They literally used an early 2000s nickname generator and picked the 2nd nickname that popped up

3. The meteorite in his video is clearly the coming of Jenova, her parasitic genes causing the final reunion.

   Tsuji is Kenny Omega’s mom confirmed.

4. Makes as much sense as Shota’s nickname. At least it sounds cooler.

5. I blasted my genes

6. I think its absurdly hilarious; i bet it sounds awesome and badass in Japanese (makes me think of Cyclops’ Gene Splice move from Marvel Vs Capcom), but can have an obscenely perverse connotation in english.

7. Jizz Blast

8. “Big Cummer” Yota Tsuji

9. my interpretation is that he is so explosive and his athleticism and “genes” are so POWERFUL that it’s like a blast.

   i guess

10. He’s about to blast his genes all over New Japan. No, the entire world.

11. It’s because all the ladies get instantly pregnant from his smile.

12. sounds like a Bullet Club member nickname…

13. Yota “Big Fat Ropey Jets” Tsuji

14. Yeah, hate the nickname, but since he freakin’ rules and he’s an absolute unit, I’m okay with it. Gene Blast it is.

15. Gene Blast; Senior Manager, Accounts Payable

16. I just don’t get the name. Is there something lost in translation?

17. Just keep telling yourself it could be worse. “Loose Explosion” worse.

18. “Cumshot” Yota Tsuji really rolls off the tongue nicely, if you catch my drift

19. God, you could hear Kevin, Chris and Gino trying not to lose it on commentary. Now I’m picturing Charlton having to try to explain to the office why ‘Gene Blast’ might not be the play.

20. Clearly just a big Strapping Young Lad fan. We all love the Gene Blast