What’s going through this man’s head? Wrong answers only.

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1. I left the protein shake in the hotel.

2. That wasn’t a fart

3. Don’t trip Don’t trip Don’t trip

4. I knew 2 bumps was enough

5. Whoa! That edible was strong

6. Cocaine probably

7. Dexter lumis isn’t his twin brother

8. “Shibata sensei is gonna kick my ass for this”

9. “Don’t stare at her tits, don’t stare at her tits”

10. Cocaine

11. THAT WAS SOME 100 PROOF COCAINE, MAN…..

12. He’s in Jimmy John’s enjoying the free smells

13. “I’m getting a push in Japan now. I better take this VERRRRY seriously.”

14. They told me I get unlimited tacos if I joined bullet club

15. he better keep that energy his entire run i BC or he’s bust.

16. I shouldn’t have taken that acid before the show

17. “Don’t say doing your wife”

18. “Just remembered Shibata-sensei hates the Bullet Club, I’m dead”

19. 😳 I…left……the….OVEN ON!!!!!!

20. Cheap street burrito tasted great, but now I’d better hurry…

21. Shit!! The glue is coming off my mustache.

22. He wants to cough but is holding himself back

23. “Oh shit, I am so jet-lagged!”

24. Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.

25. Is Alex 40 now? I feel like I have looked like that at any given moment since I hit that age.

26. That He-Man video where Price Adam is singing “What’s Going On” https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4

27. Did i leave the oven on?

28. I knew that Taco Alex Zayne recommended was bad news.

29. I’m so glad I didn’t complain over Twitter like Karl

30. Dan Severn’s theme song

31. *”They don’t know I’m Tobey Maguire.*

    *They don’t know I’m Tobey Maguire.*

    *They don’t know I’m Tobey Maguire.*

    *They don’t know I’m Tobey Maguire.”*

32. Tacos

33. I left my wallet on the train

34. Oh fuck did I leave the stove on?

35. He saw Murder Grandpa being nice to someone.

36. It was at that moment he realized the fugu was NOT made by a certified chef.

37. Pretend you’re not looking at him

38. Where my brother, Dex

39. He’s thinking “Gene Blast sounds like a euphemism for Cum”

40. [<image>](https://i.ibb.co/0GL3Bgx/cloudy.png)

41. “Don’t sneeze what ever you do don’t sneeze”

42. Existential crisis. Am I Dextre Lumis, or am I Peter Avalon?

43. *Gotta shit. Gotta shit. Gotta shit. Gotta shit. Gotta shit.*

44. “Did I leave the stove on?”

45. Rey fucking skywalker..

46. Fifty Fifty – Cupid.