Just 5 Towels!
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You. Already. Dry.
Step 1/1 of how to look fly as fuck at the beach.
Taichi towel wanna grope yo ass.
[Douki?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYs-0EO0ts)
Just 5, just 5 towels
Hey look, it’s 5 towels
One of, them’s for your sack
Then there’s, 4 more towels
I’ve only caught occasional matches here and there.
But is that the same Taka Michinoku that was in the WWF like back in the late 90s?
Because of so he looks good compared to practically everyone else from that era.
Imagine using the Douki towel to give the Douki Chokey to someone.
I’m an LIJ guy (I know!), but if I had a man cave, I’d hang all five of these in it.