Greatest nation in the world

30 comments

1. Ngl that looks nasty

2. It’s cute 🇺🇸 Is that soy paper on the top-left roll?

3. I would definitely not trust discount grocery store sushi

4. HEB!

5. r/shittyfoodporn quality meal

6. /r/sushiabomination

7. This doesn’t look great, but HEB has good sushi! I have no doubt that this would taste pretty good despite the garish presentation.

8. Ok, can we give it up for the purple soy paper though? I’m ok with that.

9. We know the biggest patriots don’t want Commifornia Rolls, though.

   /s

10. I love H‑E‑B and had H‑E‑B sushi for lunch today but this is a naw for me.

11. I’d say yes to it 🙂

12. Sorry, but that does not look appetizing. Hopefully it taste better than what it looks like.

13. Shit if being patriotic gets me $3 off my sushi

    RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 🦅 🦅 🦅 USA! USA! USA!

14. I miss HEB!!!!!!!

15. Dang! I was there yesterday and didn’t see this…I’d easily spend $30 at any sushi place just for 2 roles and a sake. Gotta go back!

16. I think is belong in r/sushiabomination

17. Which nation?

18. Hellz yea!

19. $34 to ruin your holiday lol

20. Kill it with fire.

21. I do not like it sir

22. I love that is 3 dollars off because they know no one will but it lol

23. r/sushiabomination

24. Tastes like freedom?

25. Gross

26. 🤢👎🏼

27. This nation was never great

28. Makes me want to eat this with my wife

29. What is the purple stuff? Dyed soy wrapper?

30. There is a perfect metaphor here in shitting all over other countries’ cultures and cuisines by draping a giant American flag over everything and making hot garbage. Happy Fourth of July, y’alls.