SPOILER’S method of victory tonight

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1. ZSJs submission names get so increasingly and specifically British that he’s eventually just going to name them after complaints specific to the Isle of Sheppy.

   For those out of the loop: Argos is a weird store where you don’t get to see what you’re buying. You choose your items from a catalogue that’s over 1200 pages, pay, and then a random 17 year old kid goes to the back room, lobs your product down a chute or dumbwaiter after about 15 minutes, and then you leave. It’s a truly bizarre business model.

   They’ve recently been bought by the supermarket Sainsbury’s and their entire store now operates in a singular corner of the market.

2. God bless that man

3. Incredible. It’s a valid question, too.

4. Do they actually put argos in sainsbury.

   Also what even is argos?

   Is it like a catalogue shopping store?

   The most I remember about it was flicking throigh the huge catalogue looking at stuff as a kid making a Christmas list

5. Add it to the list of epic ZSJ submission names

6. I was buying a new PS5 controller from an Argos in a Sainsburys about thirty minutes ago and wondered this exact same thing, what the fuck 😂

7. For someone who spends such a lot of time on the other side of the world, I imagine the change was a massive shock to him.

8. [Argos](https://www.argos.co.uk)

   For context this is Argos

9. It’s so incredibly British it’s funny

10. Hahaha, fucking class

11. His finishers are like rom-com manga titles.

12. >!being a goto fan is endless pain, we were SO CLOSE!<

13. toaster for dafty

14. I know, right, Zack? The fuck?

15. Can someone link me the move 😂

16. I’m gonna start a game show called “Erotic Light Novel, Mountain Goats Song Title, or Zack Sabre Jr. Finishing Hold” for an audience of absolutely no one.

17. I think if he wins the G1 and the Sheerness Herald send a reporter for his big WrestleKingdom match, then we’ll get a double page spread of all his submission hold names.

18. let us dont forget that masterpiece call’d

    Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness

19. Ah yes, the classic WDTPAOTAIS.