barely elevated, barely el elevated off the ground

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1. Just imagine this place if Jericho actually wins the match and faces him at WK for the belt lmaoooo

2. The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.” The bartender looks shocked and says “I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself.” The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?” The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy.” The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar. A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face. “Did you kill the guy?” The bartender asks nervously. “Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”

3. I get the feeling he’s just gonna win with Hidden Blade by itself.

4. Does the stormbreaker require a ton of cooperation to look good?

5. I have a feeling Jericho takes the Tiger Driver for the loss…….but nobody’s gonna confuse this one for being dangerous a la Omega.

6. He destino’d himself TWICE before a KO’d Naito was capable of a third; Jericho won’t be a problem. Ospreay is incredible.

7. I always chuckle “in ‘96” when I thought that the only thing that matters was going 100 miles an hour in a match or jumping and doing tons of moves.

8. Get ready when this match is an absolute banger and people say Ospreay carried old man jericho.

9. Billy the Goat is going to be doing all the work in this match.

10. LMAO Imagine if Jericho wins

11. I have a feeling this is going to be one of the better Jericho matches in a while