Japan’s haiku poets lost for words as climate crisis disrupts seasons

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1. It is the fall now

   soon it will be winter time

   oh wait it is spring

2. Business money flows,

   The blossoms out of season,

   Capital’s warm grip.

3. Muggy in Autumn,

   Summers are unbearable,

   Swamp-ass forever.

4. Bears in my garden

   A monkey shat on my car

   One Strong Zero, please

5. Now like yesterday
   But today I wear Heat Tech
   Tomorrow will too

6. Gaijin everywhere
   All year round. Unrelenting.
   There are no seasons

7. 何か変
   冬がこないぞ
   終点だ

8. Winter has come.

   My wet undies don’t dry.

   Oh wait, I have a microwave.