Had this disappointing sushi for my birthday. Can you guess what was wrong?

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1. Noriless sushi is as disappointing as a skinless hotdog frank.

2. Well, the wasabi for one.

3. There’s not very much?

4. You were born a middle child?

5. Unagi sauce on tuna? 🙂

6. r/sushiabomination

7. You made it yourself.

8. >Can you guess what was wrong?

   The rice

9. What’s wrong? Beyond looking sloppy.

10. The fish that made this sushi was gay, and now you’re gay for eating it?

11. what is the deal with the weirdly adolescent comments on this post?

12. It was raw?

13. I’ve had worse.

14. >Can you guess what was wrong?

    All of it by the looks of things

15. What grocery store did you get this at?

16. First of all , you really don’t order rolls. Rolls are for filling your stomach.

17. Not enough ponzu sauce?

18. The entire plate is a mess

19. damn, looks like they messed up the rice or something. that’s a bummer, man.

20. This is a normal sushi stuff that is not high end, dunno what you expect, unless you are in a high end restaurant and rice is undercooked. Personally I don’t understand what you mean by undercooked as it look fine by me from the picture, but if you don’t like the restaurant don’t go there next time

21. Not enough cream cheese?

22. Looks sloppy

23. Everything? It looks like overdone gimmick sushi you see in Vegas.

24. The whole plate makes me question the restaurants hygiene and that is very concerning since they sell raw fish.

    The rice looks hard af. Is it even short or medium grain? Looks long.

    Nothing looks fresh

    They don’t know how to roll it. Sloppyaf.

    What’s with that wasabi?

    Sorry about your experience.

25. Presentation feels kinda messy for sushi, plus the rice looks like yesterday’s batch. Bummer bro

26. this shit looks depressing,,,but it’s def the rice that’s worst

27. Definitely the cucumber lol

28. Your bowel movement the next morning

29. The presentation of the entire dish prompts serious reservations about the establishment’s hygiene practices, a matter of heightened concern given their offering of raw fish delicacies.

    The rice, discernibly firm, leaves one to question its grain classification—whether it adheres to the expected short or medium variety, or if, perhaps, it deviates into the long-grain spectrum. The absence of a vibrant freshness is conspicuous throughout, with a discernible lack of meticulousness in the art of rolling, revealing a rather lackadaisical approach.

    Adding a further note of perplexity, the accompaniment of wasabi raises an eyebrow. Regrettably, your culinary experience seems to have fallen short of the expected standards.

30. No one came to your party?

31. Supermarket sushi looks better by comparison

32. It looks like it’s been plated since last week.

33. there’s not even sushi on the plate???

34. Looks like gas station sushi

35. People usually have so much to say about fish quality (which is obviously important) but rice quality in how it’s cooked and seasoned is just as important as good fish.

36. Everything, that looks like a mess

37. The rice looks awful 💀

38. Everything

39. What is the sprinkly stuff on top?

40. My husband is a sushi chef and is appalled by this. He would’ve comped that for you. Sorry your birthday dinner wasn’t what you wanted

41. It’s made in a western country

42. That stuff looks so dry. The pickling left the ginger.

43. It wasn’t cooked?

44. It doesn’t look fresh.