Not how I expected that sentence to finish, but ok.
WTF, homiesan.
Finally a Japan worth news, I’m relieved. We are not ready for harsh crime stuff here.
He could have just bought used women’s work uniforms online, probably Mercari. Why stop there? There’s panties, bras, lingerie.
Being a writer for the onion must be so damn hard
to be fair, i dont think you can buy the apron.
and you can save some money with that apron.
/s in case you have early onset of Alzheimer
Go search for Japanese airline porn, it’s a really popular fetish category.
I wonder what point things start following you. Like I won a prize for playing the piano when I was 6 years old. Would my headline say “Prize-winning pianist arrested for removing the tag from a mattress.”
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That’s a weird fetish.
Not how I expected that sentence to finish, but ok.
WTF, homiesan.
Finally a Japan worth news, I’m relieved. We are not ready for harsh crime stuff here.
He could have just bought used women’s work uniforms online, probably Mercari. Why stop there? There’s panties, bras, lingerie.
Being a writer for the onion must be so damn hard
to be fair, i dont think you can buy the apron.
and you can save some money with that apron.
/s in case you have early onset of Alzheimer
Go search for Japanese airline porn, it’s a really popular fetish category.
I wonder what point things start following you. Like I won a prize for playing the piano when I was 6 years old. Would my headline say “Prize-winning pianist arrested for removing the tag from a mattress.”