a shitpost i conceived: booking these two triple threats for BOSJ finals or something

6 comments

1. yoshi-hashi vs fletcher vs evil

   standard match eventually fletcher and YH get their sho to-go and evil wins by pinning kyle

   after the match the entirety of UE have enough and just completely maul hot. really to an uncomfortable degree. khan casts a spell on sho’s wrench which sends him into hysterics. they stack three tables on top of each other and throw togo through them from the corner. yoshi hashi recovers and UE let’s him get his shit in too

   goto vs yujiro vs new japan cup 2023 semifinalist mark davis

   yujiro comes out and just stands in the ring like im in danger. goto comes out and beats up hot as well. takes everything out on evil for trapping him in this time vortex feud for the past year and a half. new japan cup 2023 semifinalist mark davis comes out next and also beats up hot. after that a sinkhole opens up and evil and sho and togo all fall in

   goto and new japan cup 2023 semifinalist mark davis then take out yujiro immediately and have a strong lad singles match while occasionally pausing to beat up yujiro which goto wins

   why am i not booking this?

2. …what does this have to do with the BOSJ though?

3. Honestly think Goto/Davis/Evil would be a better Triple threat match.

4. I’m not sure if this a shtpost I think it might become reality

5. Only if both of these matches are for the tag titles and the two winners have to form a tag team.

6. Yep, good call, just booked it at tonight’s show.