You’re my carrot and I’m your radish, let’s put some dressing in this salad
Literally watched this JAV today
You are the thing dangled in front of her that keeps her moving forward through life. Or maybe she wants to do some rabbit cosplay bedroom stuff?
Lawsuit incoming
Niiiiinjin no NIN NIN NIN!
Hanging carrot
Treat、reward
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にんじん🥕 ＝ 御褒美
Offer her the carrot 🥕??
say to her that you are her にんじん人
Your carrot is her property now. That’s what that means.
I don’t know but this sub sure is hungry
Word play or not, who the hell says “you’re my carrot” or “you’re my human”? Is she Borg or something?
Tell her she’s your konnyaku.
As an ALT, this was my favorite dad joke answer to the inevitable, ”何人？”
Thank you guys but I think nobody guessed it right.
I asked her and it’s all clear now. It was a Japanese proverb. In the past, when people want a horse to run, they hang a carrot in front of him so that he keeps chasing it, hence running. To say I was her carrot means I was the motivation for her to 頑張る.
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Feeling horny perhaps?
She wants your carrot
“you are my person”
it’s a word play from 人間
Give her some stick?
You’re my carrot and I’m your radish, let’s put some dressing in this salad
Literally watched this JAV today
You are the thing dangled in front of her that keeps her moving forward through life. Or maybe she wants to do some rabbit cosplay bedroom stuff?
Lawsuit incoming
Niiiiinjin no NIN NIN NIN!
Hanging carrot
Treat、reward
​
にんじん🥕 ＝ 御褒美
Offer her the carrot 🥕??
say to her that you are her にんじん人
Your carrot is her property now. That’s what that means.
I don’t know but this sub sure is hungry
Word play or not, who the hell says “you’re my carrot” or “you’re my human”? Is she Borg or something?
Tell her she’s your konnyaku.
As an ALT, this was my favorite dad joke answer to the inevitable, ”何人？”
Thank you guys but I think nobody guessed it right.
I asked her and it’s all clear now. It was a Japanese proverb. In the past, when people want a horse to run, they hang a carrot in front of him so that he keeps chasing it, hence running. To say I was her carrot means I was the motivation for her to 頑張る.