Plan A – have a friend help you do it yourself. Buy them a lunch for doing your inseam. There are online guides, it’s not surgery, worst case scenario it’s a bit too big/small for the few hours you’ll be wearing it.
Plan B – get fitted for a tux at a store. While it’s getting made, get super fat. Go back, aghast saying “Clearly you got the measurements wrong!” Get a refund and lose the weight.
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Plan A – have a friend help you do it yourself. Buy them a lunch for doing your inseam. There are online guides, it’s not surgery, worst case scenario it’s a bit too big/small for the few hours you’ll be wearing it.
Plan B – get fitted for a tux at a store. While it’s getting made, get super fat. Go back, aghast saying “Clearly you got the measurements wrong!” Get a refund and lose the weight.