I wouldn’t go there. Gimmick food for, I assume, a luxury price.
All the pictures look AI generated
Not a good sign that they use AI art on their main page.
Worse sign that they have 5 items on their menu, one of which pairs ground beef with chocolate sauce, and all of which may be AI art as well. And the rest have very mundane items. Nothing that couldn’t easily be made by a home chef, if one wanted to.
If this place even manages to open, I’d be surprised if it lasts. Almost seems like a scam site.
The ham sandwich one made me throw up in my mouth
“We’re tossing out the fancy stuff and focusing on making really good, enjoyable food that’s for everyone”. Fish is fancy? Hard pass.
With chocolate sauce??? TF.
I’m in Northwest Indiana and I will not be making a special trip for this sushi. It looks like garbage.
Trolling or out of business immediately.
Yep they’ll be out of business in no time.
I have a feeling we’ve stumbled upon an ARG
There’s a vegan “sushi” place near me which I haven’t tried but have been intrigued by. This, however, just looks extraordinarily . . . disappointing.
How did you find this website? I don’t see much on it at all doing a quick search on Google, and it sorta looks like a website someone would make for a programming project for school.
This looks like a joke.
I’m down with corned beef nigiri though. Similar to spam masubi
This isn’t real. Don’t believe everything you read online.
Honestly, are you testing the waters to see if this would be a viable business option for yourself so you quickly made a site with some AI generated pictures and posted it here for reactions/promotion?
This looks like a shitty marketing project done by a couple of freshmen lmao
Pretty sure this is a website made for a university course of some sort.
Looks like an involved April fools joke
Is this seriously opening up? What an abomination
This can’t be real and if it is, no. Just no. It’s insulting.
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I wouldn’t go there. Gimmick food for, I assume, a luxury price.
All the pictures look AI generated
Not a good sign that they use AI art on their main page.
Worse sign that they have 5 items on their menu, one of which pairs ground beef with chocolate sauce, and all of which may be AI art as well. And the rest have very mundane items. Nothing that couldn’t easily be made by a home chef, if one wanted to.
If this place even manages to open, I’d be surprised if it lasts. Almost seems like a scam site.
The ham sandwich one made me throw up in my mouth
“We’re tossing out the fancy stuff and focusing on making really good, enjoyable food that’s for everyone”. Fish is fancy? Hard pass.
With chocolate sauce??? TF.
I’m in Northwest Indiana and I will not be making a special trip for this sushi. It looks like garbage.
Trolling or out of business immediately.
Yep they’ll be out of business in no time.
I have a feeling we’ve stumbled upon an ARG
There’s a vegan “sushi” place near me which I haven’t tried but have been intrigued by. This, however, just looks extraordinarily . . . disappointing.
How did you find this website? I don’t see much on it at all doing a quick search on Google, and it sorta looks like a website someone would make for a programming project for school.
This looks like a joke.
I’m down with corned beef nigiri though.
Similar to spam masubi
This isn’t real. Don’t believe everything you read online.
Honestly, are you testing the waters to see if this would be a viable business option for yourself so you quickly made a site with some AI generated pictures and posted it here for reactions/promotion?
This looks like a shitty marketing project done by a couple of freshmen lmao
Pretty sure this is a website made for a university course of some sort.
Looks like an involved April fools joke
Is this seriously opening up? What an abomination
This can’t be real and if it is, no. Just no. It’s insulting.